It's been awhile, so I have lots of stupid things that rant about.
- Guidos: Why do you think that wearing male body glitter is ok? Why do you think you look awesome, when dressing that way makes you look effeminate? You're stupid.
- People who honk their horns in traffic: do you think you're really going to get everyone to move by doing that? Do you think your horn is the equivalent to Moses' rod parting the Red Sea? You're stupid.
- Good Morning America: stop trying to scare people with random things every morning. Today it was how lawnmowers kill people. Lots of things kill people. I would appreciate it if you would find some more uplifting topics to start the day off with. You're stupid.
- David Archeleta: I hate your name. It makes me think of a muffaletta sandwich. You're stupid.
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