Monday, June 28, 2010

Baby Stuff

Whoever thought up Huggies Jeans: Why would people want to dress their baby in denim speedos? Besides, diapers go under clothes. I'm glad that you decided to make them a limited edition, because your idea was STUPID.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

White Supremacists

Germans who decided to execute Project Valkyrie: Why did you think that idea would work? You should have taken a lesson from the crazy Jihads..... strap a bomb to your back and jump on Hitler. I don't know why you thought your plan would work if Hitler did not die. Someone should have taken one for the team (and the Jews). You're stupid.

Ku Klux Klan members: I just found out you named your version of the Bible "The Kloran". Seeing as you hate minorities, you would think you would name it something not so close to "The Koran". You're stupid.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Summer Stupidity

It's been awhile, so I have lots of stupid things that rant about.

- Guidos: Why do you think that wearing male body glitter is ok? Why do you think you look awesome, when dressing that way makes you look effeminate? You're stupid.

- People who honk their horns in traffic: do you think you're really going to get everyone to move by doing that? Do you think your horn is the equivalent to Moses' rod parting the Red Sea? You're stupid.

- Good Morning America: stop trying to scare people with random things every morning. Today it was how lawnmowers kill people. Lots of things kill people. I would appreciate it if you would find some more uplifting topics to start the day off with. You're stupid.

- David Archeleta: I hate your name. It makes me think of a muffaletta sandwich. You're stupid.

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