Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The American Public

Yes, I am talking to you America.

First, you elected a President that just kept yelling "Hope" and "Change", and never telling you what to hope for that will change. That's stupid.

Next, you get all excited about universal healthcare, because you honestly believe that the government is hiding billions of dollars in a place like Fort Knox, and that it is finally ready to give a generous portion of it TO YOU.

WRONG! The government doesn't have a job. Oh wait, yes it does. It's job is to take money from YOU to pay for things that it wants to do. That's right. We're all broke America, and you are getting excited about the fact that the government is going to take more money from YOU, and give it to a whole lot of people who don't deserve it.

Are you a drug addict? No? Then you lose. You're getting money taken out of YOUR paycheck to pay for a drug addict's health care. And man, are overdoses expensive!

Are you on welfare, because you've made poor life decisions? No? You lose again. You get to pay for all the uneducated people who have nothing better to do then procreate and get wasted.

Do you have a job? Yes? Well not for long! Not only are you going to have to fork over a huge piece of your paycheck to pay for those mentioned above, but you may lose your job because your employer won't be able to stay profitable under the new healthcare system. Just look at Europe: 11% unemployment rates that perpetuate for YEARS. America's current unemployment rate? 10.4%. (and that's in the midst of a recession!). That means .6% of you have a LOT to look forward to!


Think about it America. However, I doubt you will, because YOU'RE STUPID.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal....... why the heck do you think you can throw a hissy fit and try to punch out someone who asked if you were the guy who kissed Heath Ledger! YOU WERE! If you don't want people to talk about you kissing guys......DON'T KISS GUYS!

YOU'RE STUPID!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

The Bachelor

1) Producers: Digitally enhancing the sky to include a fake rainbow because Jason Castro is singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" during Jake and Molly's wedding........ That's Stupid.


2) Dancing the dance that is in your heart for a guy who only cares about what's in his pants...... That's Stupid Tenley!


3) Chris Harrison: everybody is well aware of the fact that there is only one rose left at the end of the night. You don't have to bust in and announce it! You're stupid!

4) Molly: I feel sorry for you, because you "won" the worst bachelor EVER. He's not rich, he has baby mama drama, and he dumped you on national tv, and proposed to another person! Why did you marry him??? You're stupid!

5) Jake and Jason: STOP CRYING! You're stupid!