Into the Wild: Privileged emo kid misreads wilderness manual and dies in a bus after foraging for wild/poisonous berries.
All About Steve: Very strange woman who will never get a boyfriend finds happiness by meeting
even weirder people to be friends with.
Million Dollar Baby: Female boxer forms creepy relationship with her very old coach, gets
punched in the face, and dies.
The Day After Tomorrow: A handful of people and wolves are the only things that can survive
global warming apparently.
Save the Last Dance: An emotionally damaged white girl puts on a headscarf and gets a black
boyfriend, which somehow motivates her to pursue a career in..... ballet?