Appendages in the Wrong Places

Sticking your foot out of the front driver's side window while operating your vehicle........ that's stupid.

Hung Over Counter Help

Little Starbucks man who gave my 14 year old sister the sage words of wisdom "Warning, don't mix Smirnoff watermelon with ANYTHING!"....... you're stupid.

Knife Fights

Trying to ward off a knife fight with a camera tripod....... that's stupid.

Drugs

Taking drugs........ that's stupid.

Taking drugs and ruining your life...... that's really stupid.

Taking drugs, ruining your life, messing up your voice, and THEN attempting to sing on Dancing with the Stars........ that's so stupid it's priceless.

Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert..... thinking it was a good idea not to lip sync during your crotch-face grinding dance move...... you're stupid.

Artists with Stupid Long Names you never remember

Billy Ray Joel Armstrong, or whatever your name is, of Green Day, trying to sing a struggling falsetto note during his performance of 21 guns on the AMA Awards Show...... You're stupid!

Guy Fieri

Guy Fieri, star of "Guy's Big Bite" on the Foodnetwork, your sweaty temples and ring-filled digits make me never want to eat any of your food. Especially when you shove it into your face. You're stupid.

Crying

Crying your whole way through a day at law school...... that's stupid.

(However, I like to think that that's what got my Business Associations class cancelled.....)

Arsonists

Corey Brian Hite, the Roanoke Petsmart employee who tryed to burn down the store AND all the puppies inside it....... you're stupid.

Bicycles

People who ride your bikes in the middle of the road and use your hands as turn signals....... you're stupid.