Kate Gosselin

This quote speaks for itself:

(On why she hates her parents now)

"I realized that people have opinions, and that those opinions are different from mine"

Really Kate? I always felt bad for your husband. Because you're stupid.

Creepy Compliments

Having a biker tell you in Starbucks that your skin is so white that they would love to tattoo it......that's stupid.

(Apparently, a lot of stupid things happen at Starbucks )

Reindeer Cars

Buying antlers and a red nose to put on your PT Loser (Cruiser) to make it look like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer...... that's stupid.

(This entry also applies to Scions, Prius, and any other stupid looking compact cars)

The Tax Code

If you have an unhealthy appreciation for the Tax Code, and wield it like a weapon to strike fear into the hearts of your students........ you're stupid.

(you know who you are)

Denial - Not just a river in Egypt

Being in denial about the fact that gastric bypass surgery does not also make you a better kisser....... that's stupid.

Rural murderers

Rural murderer on the loose in Lynchburg- because you decided to simply cover the body you dumped on Liberty Mountain with leaves instead of burying it in a place where people don't like to hike....... you're stupid.

The Manchester Athletic Club - Massachussetts

Manchester Athletic Club, with your hot tub scandals, rude patrons, and your policy of promoting employees who smoke weed on the job and blow it into the oven..... you're stupid.

John Donovan, owner of this "fine" establishment: with your creepy eighties hair and sense of entitlement....... you're stupid too.

Superfluous Information

Trying to teach stressed out law students information that they won't need to know until next semester, and probably will forget over winter break....... that's stupid.

Appendages in the Wrong Places

Sticking your foot out of the front driver's side window while operating your vehicle........ that's stupid.

Hung Over Counter Help

Little Starbucks man who gave my 14 year old sister the sage words of wisdom "Warning, don't mix Smirnoff watermelon with ANYTHING!"....... you're stupid.

Knife Fights

Trying to ward off a knife fight with a camera tripod....... that's stupid.

Drugs

Taking drugs........ that's stupid.

Taking drugs and ruining your life...... that's really stupid.

Taking drugs, ruining your life, messing up your voice, and THEN attempting to sing on Dancing with the Stars........ that's so stupid it's priceless.

Adam Lambert

Adam Lambert..... thinking it was a good idea not to lip sync during your crotch-face grinding dance move...... you're stupid.

Artists with Stupid Long Names you never remember

Billy Ray Joel Armstrong, or whatever your name is, of Green Day, trying to sing a struggling falsetto note during his performance of 21 guns on the AMA Awards Show...... You're stupid!

Guy Fieri

Guy Fieri, star of "Guy's Big Bite" on the Foodnetwork, your sweaty temples and ring-filled digits make me never want to eat any of your food. Especially when you shove it into your face. You're stupid.

Crying

Crying your whole way through a day at law school...... that's stupid.

(However, I like to think that that's what got my Business Associations class cancelled.....)

Arsonists

Corey Brian Hite, the Roanoke Petsmart employee who tryed to burn down the store AND all the puppies inside it....... you're stupid.

Bicycles

People who ride your bikes in the middle of the road and use your hands as turn signals....... you're stupid.